When I wrote butt chugged I simply thought—this will be a clever and possibly shocking turn of phrase. I didn’t think it would lead to multiple people sending me all different ways of ingesting alcohol. Nevertheless, Brendan found this one:

Teenagers have found a new way of getting drunk by inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas, says a Phoenix police resource officer. And it’s not just girls; boys are inserting the alcohol-drenched feminine hygiene products in their rectum.

I think we can all collectively say—kids these days.

Update: Thankfully, vodka-soaked tampons are a hoax says Snopes. There is a reason why Brendan and I are not journalists. Thanks to Tara for finding this link.