Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength [is] great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather [it into] thy barn? – Job 39:9-12 (KJV, obv)

:laugh_tb: Unicorns! Also you should visit the Unicorn Museum.

Update: This article is a must read.