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Something to Keep You Warm

Dec 12, 2006 By Rhett Soveran in General (Archived) 7 Comments

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7 Comments

  1. Robert LeBlanc
    Dec 12, 2006 @ 23:29

    Way too easy

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  2. Brenda Schmidt
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 09:30

    Ha! Well I guarantee no one can one up that!

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  3. Berlynn
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 10:58

    It’s the frying pan, right?

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  4. Rhett
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 11:10

    Just about to stir up some bacon!

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  5. Berlynn
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 13:20

    I just HAVE to post my modified sonnet:

    marriage, with children

    after the two a.m. feeding you enter
    my mind, invited by memories of sundays
    spent fingering patterns on my breasts
    and belly until hunger lured you to the kitchen where
    you heated a pan, positioned strips of bacon and covered
    your nakedness with a bibbed apron. when you saw me come
    into the room wrapping my solid, sweaty body with a sheer robe
    the apron tented, the bacon sizzled and the eggs didn’t crack.

    now, you penetrate my reverie with a sigh, stand
    at the foot of our bed, your eyes circled dark as mine,
    scan the patterns of stretch marks on my breasts
    and flabby belly and, as if you’d read my mind,
    you ease onto our marriage bed, slide fingertips and lips
    from toes to thighs, hips to lips, making memory until our baby cries.

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  6. Leah
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 13:21

    I took the picture, yet every time I look at it I still crack up laughing.

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  7. Rhett
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 13:40

    ^^ So good!

    I remember you reading that B.

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