Brendan is literally dying without new Bailing Bucket blog posts. And since we no longer work together he can’t even get a small fix. That’s right, I have a new job. I fishtanked Brendan, again. Really, this is a teaser post. This is a post about a post I am going to make. I am going to make the biggest, most awesome September post that has ever existed on this blog. It’s going to cover everything you ever needed to know about life and gardening and mostly me. Oh, we had a splendid garden this summer. You won’t believe what I grew (Leah grew, but I inspired). This post is coming to you some time this week. I think. I have frisbee tonight. Lawn bowling tomorrow. Who can say. All I know is that I am popular and you all need me. And I get off on being withholding.

Also, there are big changes coming. Well, I don’t want to say big. But there are changes coming. Lots to look forward to. So prepare yourself, mortals. For your god will return to you, but you do not know the hour upon which I return. And if you are thinking—is he a prophet for himself? The answer is—yes, I am a prophet for myself. It’s because I’m THAT important. Also, I am Maverick in Top Gun.

PS: This blog is now mobile friendly thanks to the WPtouch plugin and the guys at Brave New Code.