Vodka-soaked tampons

When I wrote butt chugged I simply thought—this will be a clever and possibly shocking turn of phrase. I didn’t think it would lead to multiple people sending me all different ways of ingesting alcohol. Nevertheless, Brendan found this one:

Teenagers have found a new way of getting drunk by inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas, says a Phoenix police resource officer. And it’s not just girls; boys are inserting the alcohol-drenched feminine hygiene products in their rectum.

I think we can all collectively say—kids these days.

Update: Thankfully, vodka-soaked tampons are a hoax says Snopes. There is a reason why Brendan and I are not journalists. Thanks to Tara for finding this link.

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

I don’t know how I missed this. It actually makes me a little angry because the original X-COM: UFO Defense is probably one of my all-time favourite games—also, I missed getting some TF2 items from the pre-purchase. I’m not sure which is first. Probably Civilization and then Jagged Alliance, but it could really depend on the day.

I’m not really mad. I’m just excited. Even giddy. If anyone could reboot this franchise it’s Firaxis. I bet BioWare could do it too. You can pre-purchase it on Steam now and/or play the demo. If you need me, I’ll be playing the demo.