At first this video kind of plunks along and hits the expected jokes, but then it turned and punched me directly in the face. Very funny and a little painful.
If the words “red band trailer” weren’t enough, this is most certainly NSFW but also a really funny trailer and the cast is amazing.
Introducing Liam Neeson: The Musical. Spot on and hilarious.
TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!
When I wrote butt chugged I simply thought—this will be a clever and possibly shocking turn of phrase. I didn’t think it would lead to multiple people sending me all different ways of ingesting alcohol. Nevertheless, Brendan found this one:
Teenagers have found a new way of getting drunk by inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas, says a Phoenix police resource officer. And it’s not just girls; boys are inserting the alcohol-drenched feminine hygiene products in their rectum.
I think we can all collectively say—kids these days.
Update: Thankfully, vodka-soaked tampons are a hoax says Snopes. There is a reason why Brendan and I are not journalists. Thanks to Tara for finding this link.
Speaking of being butt chugged:
A dangerous drinking practice known as “butt chugging” sent a University of Tennessee student to the hospital with severe alcohol poisoning this weekend.
Update: Via Ed (who was mad that I didn’t credit him, but also wants to be private…)
Oh shit that’s hot.