You’re Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don’t make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you’re saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
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Apparently I’m “Les Miserables.” That’s ridiculous. Maybe this thing is broken.
Rob
You’re The Guns of August!
by Barbara Tuchman
Though you’re interested in war, what you really want to know is what
causes war. You’re out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they
really are. Nevertheless, you’re always living in the past and have a hard time dealing
with what’s going on today. You’re also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in
the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can
diplomats."
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at the Blue Pyramid.
Sure–I knew it, story of my life, really.
You’re The Sound and the Fury!
by William Faulkner
Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips
with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue,
but you’re mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you’ve lost. People often have a hard
time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant
anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.
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at the Blue Pyramid.
Moderation?
Oh. Maybe it didn’t like the code I pasted…
I think it was me: I signify nothing after all.
Sorry. The if there are links in the post it will hold it.
This is funny.
You’re Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn’t the best and you’re not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you’ve done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.
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… I’m in trouble guyz … I’m crying over here.
Ya might wanna rethink the raising sheep aspect, Lolita.
Rhett’s “Lolita.” Ya, that’s a shock…. I’ve had complete strangers tell me they always thought that about you.
When I saw that I said to myself “Rob’s not going to let me live this one down”.