Usually, I wouldn’t post something about penises. Or is it penii? I think it would be better as penii. And as I looked over my shoulder, I saw a huge flock of penii coming at me! Now there’s a story just waiting to be told… or perhaps it already has and you just need to go to the back room of your neighbourhood video store. Do video stores still have backrooms? I can’t remember seeing a backroom since I was a little kid. Maybe there’s laws about these things now. In any case, this is an amazing ad.