When Leah and I got married I told her there only one thing that I wanted at our wedding—gymnasts. I wanted gymnasts doing back flips, somersaults and other rumbling tumbling things down the aisle. I mean, a whole trapeze routine would have been ideal, but potentially not practical. Leah’s only request was that it would be my job to find said gymnasts. To be honest with all of you, I’m more of a dreamer than doer. Frankly, you’d think if Leah really loved me she would have found gymnasts. So there were no gymnasts at our wedding. My visions of grandeur went unrealized. Well, I am glad to know that there are at least some dreamers and doers in this world.

I present to you the best wedding entrance I’ve ever seen: