I would like to announce that, over the weekend, Leah and I had an imaginary child. The pregnancy was short and the labour was shorter. All-in-all, it was a pleasant experience. We decided on a beautiful name for our imaginary child: 10-hour-sleep. She’s such a little darling.

(That joke was stolen and modified from Patton Oswalt.)

Also, when the time comes for me to explain to 10-hour-sleep where she came from I will show her this video.

(via BoingBoing)