I know this will be tough to believe, but once and a while I am extremely funny. You might say Rhett you are always funny. That is true, but I am rarely extremely funny. On Saturday, I had the greatest burn in my life. There was no comeback to my amazing burn. So, it was Saturday night and, I won’t use their real names, Jill and Nathan (that’s their real names) were over for some drinks and cards. Texas Rummy was the game. There were two decks of cards combined and Nathan was having a hard time shuffling both decks. The conversation went as follows:

Nathan: *makes some joke at Rhett’s emotional expense*
Rhett: So is your face.
Nathan: Jill take some of these cards and help me shuffle.
Jill: Okay.
Nathan: *Gives Jill half of the cards.*
Nathan: *Gives Jill more cards.*
Nathan: *Gives Jill even more cards.*
Jill: *Gives Nathan a frustrated look.*
Rhett: It’s okay Jill, Nathan is used to playing with a smaller deck.