I am feeling a bit conflicted today. I feel like JD. JD is a very conflicted cat. He just can’t seem to figure out what he wants. For instance, he doesn’t know what to think of Elly. The other day JD was laying down, all spread out and I put Elly next to him to keep her warm, to snuggle. It was very cute. I got a couple of pictures—I will have to upload them. He seemed to momentarily tolerate her but then he started to lick her and he was looking very paternal. And I said Awwww, so cute. He didn’t like that. He clamped down on her with his teeth. But he didn’t do it too hard. He didn’t like that. So he went back to licking. Then he bit her again. Finally, he got up and walked away. Loves her or hates her, he doesn’t know.
Two things happened last night. One was that I finally watched Hot Fuzz. I know it’s a bit late to offer a review, but it was amazing. I really had low expectations for this film. The same guys made Shaun of the Dead. I loved that film, but what are the chances they could get two right. This was a great, hilarious movie. Except, I don’t know if I really want to talk about it.
I don’t want to talk about it because after the movie I was watching CBC. They were discussing the Big Melt. They weren’t referring to a burger, but the rise of global temperatures and how the north is changing. Surprisingly, this wasn’t a how/what should be do. This was—hey this is great, look at all the oil and minerals we can extract. Peter Mansbridge really let the team down last night.
I am conflicted. Should I rant about CBC’s news report or tell you about how great Hot Fuzz was. Well now that I am this far, I don’t feel like doing either. Now I have wasted your time. But, I don’t feel too bad about that.
Please, rant it up about the CBC. Hot Fuzz sounds like a weird pornographic film with teenage boys and fuzzy shadow mustaches! Dirty! CBC is a force that must be reckoned with and you, oh Bony King of Nowhere, must be that reckoner!
I rarely understand anything you say.
A minor detail. Truly, thou art a rogue and villan. Cast thy denigrations upon the CBC.