for Rhett, you know, money does help, and if I said I was madly in love with you, you’d KNOW I was lying! Thank you! – Kimmy Beach

If you can’t sleep, count sheep. Don’t count endangered animals because you will run out… I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, “I’m hungry.” So it died… I’m tired of following my dreams, man, I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

- Mitch Hedberg

God would have us know that we must live as those who manage our lives without God. The God who is with us is the God who forsakes us. The God who lets us live in the world without the working hypothesis of God is the God before whom we stand continuously. Before God and with God we live without God. God is weak and powerless in the world and that is precisely the way, the only way in which he is with us to help us. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There was a lot of hay bales in front of us … always a good sign. Andy Cayton

I love myself today / Not like yesterday / I’m cool, I’m calm / I’m gonna be okay! Uh huh / I love myself today / Not like yesterday
Bif Naked

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