If you don’t know this already, I have an eye problem. I see in paradoxes, quite literally (possibly figuratively). My sight, as it stands, is not that bad. It’s around -1. But here is the kicker! Kick! I have a defect! WHAT? A defect. It’s true, I am not perfect. My eyes don’t see together and therefore I see double. So, I am seeing double, but I am really only looking at one thing. Two opposing views that create a truth? Ha! I’m brilliant. Or O.D.D.
But, in this 2D world, I have been forced to conform and get glasses to correct my paradoxical nature. Which, for the most part, I enjoy. It is much easier to see when you aren’t seeing double. It should also be noted that I only got glasses to correct this issue about a year ago or less. So before that my brain had gotten pretty good at ignoring the extra vision. Though before I got the glasses it had been getting worse and during that time I noticed that I was more sheepish because I could not see people, so I wouldn’t look up, etc…
But, after the glasses, I regained a visual confidence that I had lost. I was free to enjoy the world of single-vision-ness. Today, I forgot to wear my glasses. And it all came creeping back. The true pain, the cross of the paradox, that I must bear so that I can inform you! of the great paradoxes of life. Love me, because without my glasses, I need a confidence boost.
That’s all for this forgetful four-eyed frere,
The Soveran
PS – I changed the template and put in very important dates to remember!
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