I better start by explaining “PHAT LEWT”. It’s an online gamer term or it was on my server in UO. It might have only been something me and my friends said. Gamers love to change words around and put numbers in them. I don’t necessarily understand it, but I do think it’s awesome. Like if you wanted to say you are elite, you would say 31337. Phat, I guess, comes from fat, but not like obese but another term for awesome/cool/etc. Lewt is loot. If we got some really cool item off a monster or something we would say we got PHAT LEWT—usually this was a satirical thing to say. I think we were actually making fun of the idiot gamers that said stuff like that. I don’t really game anymore, but I do like to loot, because…
I come from a land down under / Where women glow and men plunder