Documentary

An interesting documentary is shaking things up.  Check out this clip and see how things haven’t changed. (Thanks Laura)

Reading

Currently, at work, I am reading Deadeye Dick by Kurt Vonnegut and, at home, I am reading Thou Art That by Joseph Campbell.

PB & J

WARNING:  There is a severe blog rant warning in effect.  Please, don’t travel.

This morning, I went to the kitchen to find that all of my muffins have been eaten.  I cursed the gods and cut my hair.  I then decided to make myself a couple slices of delicious peanut butter and raspberry jam toast.  I went to the cupboard to retrieve the fresh, home-made loaf of bread that Leah made yesterday–that’s right, home-made.  I got the bread knife to slice a couple of peices.  Turns out the toaster is stuck on bagel so it only toasted one side–oh well.  I carefully apply the peanut butter and then the jam (to the un-toasted side).  I look behind me to see that I had left a light on in the dining room.  I pick up my plate and my glass of orange juice and turn around to flip the switch off but the toasted side was very slippery and they slipped off my plate!  I tried to balance them, a juggler without a hope.  They fell to the floor, jam side down.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I killed a fattened calf and drank the blood!  That was gross.  Then I cleaned up the wasted PB & J.  And I made myself another two slices.  They were delicious.

The End.